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Vikings Jared Allen Explains his Mullet

September 1, 2010 by  
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Jared Allen, the defensive end for the Minnesota Vikings (NFL) team, elaborates on his haircut. ?Well not, it’s not a superstition, it?s just a lifestyle man, that?s my number one advice of all High School kids, go out malling or so me ass facial hair intimidation, but ah yes so, I’ll have a little had a bet with my friends and some adviser who will get the best __ on April 15th. It just coming a bit of away. So I gave myself the high attack and I do some razor stripes in there and then it cut on and where the razor, where the lions from, there is a razor stripes? But it doesn’t cost that, you should put a line in their head and a new razor stripe for every __ that you get. So that’s where the lines are from, eleven and half old right now and I’m hoping to get about you know, four more and therefore the seasons over and always have a beautiful name coming at the back of the helmet you know, nice and full man. And like I said, its all business here. Go out at leave its definitely a party. So, you know right now whose coming to get you.?

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25 Comments on "Vikings Jared Allen Explains his Mullet"

  1. nug163 on Wed, 1st Sep 2010 8:16 pm 

    im growing a mullet right now for footballl season, which were already in

  2. ronaldmcdonalization on Wed, 1st Sep 2010 8:49 pm 

    done and done senior photo lookin like a badass

  3. EGTHAIRSOFT on Wed, 1st Sep 2010 9:15 pm 

    beautiful mane to the rear!!!

  4. JigglesJingle on Wed, 1st Sep 2010 9:32 pm 

    I grew the meanest mullet this side of the MasonDixon line in highschool. Needless to say, I accumulated 12 sacks, 30 tackles and was voted to the all pro stars that season. The mullet has become not only a fashion icon in itself, but a lifestyle. After me and the mullet where rewarded with the varsity football trophy, I ended up having 2 threesomes in 1 week. Thank you mullet, and to this day I still sport it and now have a 3.0 GPA in college.

  5. XxLiveBaitxX on Wed, 1st Sep 2010 9:40 pm 

    Jared could have worn #77 for double mullet-tude

  6. Seanyd84 on Wed, 1st Sep 2010 10:32 pm 

    I think he’s seriously misinformed mullets arn’t cool or intimidating, it might have worked for him cuz hes bout 6’6 270lbs but for all u average kids dont do it.. lol

  7. SpraxIAKS on Wed, 1st Sep 2010 11:26 pm 

    Luckily I learned to grow mean ass facial hair on my own.

  8. karleatsjello on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 12:25 am 

    i would like to put my foot to your pin head.

  9. HarryPalma on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 1:20 am 

    Jared the WIGGER!!

  10. tylerskeemo on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 1:38 am 

    most amazing man to ever play the game hahaha

  11. ad28killa on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 2:21 am 

    @thebluberrypotart Chiefs ( was on them before Vikings

  12. thebluberrypotart on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 2:23 am 

    redskins jersey?

  13. Ibik on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 3:19 am 

    Jared Allen if you are reading this i want you to know im growing a mullet! i also tried to gro a handle bar mustache but i cant grow hair on the sides of my lips

  14. seahawk120 on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 3:36 am 

    @ihearthaving69 with two “r’s”

  15. ifartwell on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 4:21 am 

    poop balls

  16. ihearthaving69 on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 4:50 am 

    when people come toward me they think, ‘oh this guy means buisness’ but when as i walk away they think, ‘but BOY DOES THAT GUY LIKE TO PARTY’

  17. jesseascriven on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 5:14 am 

    I LOVE IT

  18. mickser101 on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 5:47 am 

    Business in the front, party at the back, it’s all about the Kentucky Waterfall.

  19. timms3307 on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 6:23 am 

    Very good he is the coolest man to ever rock a mullet.

  20. Erika445566 on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 6:55 am 

    Bad penalties killed us. But lets not get started :*(

  21. crackerHero on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 7:10 am 

    MULLET POWER!!!!

  22. dolrim on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 7:41 am 

    Well then, can you help me there, bro?

  23. iverson3324 on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 7:56 am 

    so you wanna cum on guys asses, and get your dick sucked by guys and then shit on them…

    sry bro, not even a “no homo” can help you there.
    Faggot.

  24. jesseplan on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 8:08 am 

    Awesome! Knock Brees’ block off this weekend, Jared! Anyone who has a problem with Jared Allen is obviously a Packer Fan… Get over it, your beloved orginzation that YOU PACKER FANs own, gave up Favre, and Jared Allen is there to help him get ring, as a Viking… Hopefully the Vikings perform the impossible this weekend in the NFC championship… Skol, Vikings!

  25. VikingSweetie on Thu, 2nd Sep 2010 8:25 am 

    if you idiots did your research, you would know that his charity is marching mullets for children with juvenile diabetes.

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